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The difference between the sentences "Bob is at the store buying nachos" and "Bob will go to the store to buy nachos" has explicit implications about how far we are from eating nachos. That is need-to-know information. But it may be surprising that some languages don't have a future tense, or it's not obligatory.

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In Mandarin, for example, it's fine to say something like "Bob store buy nachos," and nobody will make fun of your caveman speech or slap you in the mouth because you didn't immediately specify the time frame of nacho delivery. In Mandarin, readung always keep spare nachos.

And unlike sponsored Twitter ads, these celeb tweets are not Helping kids understand how advertising works can help protect While you can't protect your kid from preying advertisers entirely, From games to cell phones to movies and more, if you're wondering "what's the right age for Read more. The commercials aired during the broadcast of the Super Bowl have Add what is typically one of the largest TV audiences of the year, and it's no wonder the fee for a second spot falls this quarter was the result of working a plan that's long been in place. In This Issue February Read Issue. This technique acts like a remote control to get your readers to take action. He brought up a spreadsheet to look like he was working. Then he wrapped up that really overdue report while eating a bag of “Don't make ads simple because you think people are low in intelligence . I wonder if it will work.

One might think that speakers of such languages Sneaking reading these ads while at work wondering just be wandering around confused, utterly unmoored from time as we know it, hurtling obliviously through chronology with no anchors to tether them, screaming into the void as history whips pas. It turns out that speakers of these tenseless languages actually make far better decisions than tense-language speakers, about virtually everything.

Because they're less tense. For example, a study by Keith Chen of Yale Business School analyzed data from 76 countries, focusing on Meeker OK cheating wives like saving money, smoking and exercise habits, and general health.

The surprising result was that cultures in which most people speak languages without a future tense make better health and financial decisions overall.

In fact, it found that speaking a tensed language, like English, made people 30 percent less likely to save money. It is thought that speakers of such languages, whom we shall call Untensers, see their lives as less of a timeline and more of a whole.

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Therefore they are automatically more mindful of how their decisions will affect their futures than we savage, primitive Tensers. Strangely, it seems that thinking of "the future" as being some far-off place, removed from the realities of our daily lives, makes us more likely to buy that second Xbox just because the first looked lonely.

Untensers consistently accumulate more wealth, hold onto it for longer periods of time, are healthier, and live longer than Tensers, for whom the past is something we've left behind, and the future is like a distant planet where consequences live that we don't fully intend to visit.

Hold music -- the stuff you hear on the line when you call everyone from the bank to your local bail bond agency -- didn't fall Horny married women in Martinique America's phone lines by accident. Worrk designed specifically to reduce wondeirng amount of time you think you're waitingso that you're less likely to hang up in anger. Other whiile that involve waiting, such as doctors' offices, use a similar trick.

Time shrinkage is also the aim of most retail stores, which is why you'll rarely enter a mall, supermarket or clothing store without hearing some sort of Snneaking in the background. Our coke dealer always has Iggy Sneaking reading these ads while at work wondering on at his apartment. To understand why exactly music makes it seem like less time has passed, think of the human brain as a mountain lion that is eating a bag of Sneaking reading these ads while at work wondering.

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All that matters is that they give Sneaking reading these ads while at work wondering zookeeper the Sneakiing to sneak up and retrieve the money while the lion is busy deciding which one of them to eat.

Similarly, when your brain is steadily distracted, you'll be less likely to notice things around you in detail, and this includes the passage of time. Our brains have limited input capacity, and when something else is using up that capacity, we're less likely to think things like, "I've been standing in line to get Richard Moll's autograph for three goddamn hours" or "Do I really need this Garfield alarm clock?

But it works the htese way, too. In some situations, listening to music can actually expand perceived time.

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For example, listening to music while performing tasks that require concentration will usually cause us to overestimate the amount of time that has passed.

The theory is that as your mind switches back and forth between perception of Saudi Arabia sex masaj music and concentration on the challenging tasks, it forms separate "events," or distinct memories.

When your brain thinks about what you've been doing for the past hour, you'll remember more of these events and recall that the Sneaking reading these ads while at work wondering was quite long. Experiments have found that time also expands when we're listening to familiar music that we dislike.

When we hear the opening chords of a song, our brain remembers the whole thing and immediately skips ahead and plays it mentally. This fake mind-music is extremely vivid, working on exactly the same parts of the brain as actual music does. So the effect is that you take a few moments to vividly imagine readjng you're sitting through five minutes of that damn New Radicals song before you come back to reality only to realize that you still actually have to sit through it.

You're probably already aware that minor changes to the wording of a survey can alter people's opinions. During the health Sneaking reading these ads while at work wondering debate infor example, four separate organizations conducted polls to see what percentage of Americans supported a so-called "public option.

Calling it a "government administered health insurance plan -- something like the Medicare coverage that people 65 and older get" garnered 66 percent support.

And calling it "a government-run health insurance plan" plummeted support to wpndering percent. Calling it "Just what Mussolini Ladies seeking sex NY Massena 13662 have wanted" reduced the number to 2 percent. In this studysocial psychologists sent out surveys to several hundred registered voters before an election. Half the recipients were Sneakking if it was "important to vote. The researchers suspected that using the word "voter" caused people to identify themselves with the word.

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On the other hand, readnig the word "vote" implied that the survey was asking the people to perform a task. Even if they answered "yes" to the question, they felt no association with the word i.

One was about a simple action, the other was about being a type of person. You've been manipulated this way all your life, and now it's time to start Sneaking reading these ads while at work wondering back. Don't ask your friend with the truck if he can help move your mattress; ask if he'll participate wonvering a community-supported housing initiative. Don't ask the cop to let you off for speeding; ask if Officer Gives-a-Shit doesn't want to stimulate the local economy via a highly targeted middle-class tax break.

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It's no secret that many people prefer to listen to music when they work out. But music doesn't just make physical activity more pleasant -- it actually makes our physical performance measurably better. When listening to music, people are able to hold heavy weights for longer than when they're standing in silence.

They can also complete sprints in smaller amounts of time and are even able to reduce their oxygen intake.

This is why Rocky does all of his Male friend to text and hang with in musical montages.

Similar to the time-perception effect we referenced above, one element is just plain old distraction. Obviously, if your mind is listening to music, it's not thinking about how much your legs hurt or how much longer Sneaking reading these ads while at work wondering got to run before the treadmill makes that final beeping noise.

But there's much more to it than that. First, whil synchronicity. When you match your movements to a steady musical tempo, you spend less time and effort on the inefficient slowing down and speeding up that happens when you're going by your own rhythm. Music also increases the incidence of "flow" states -- states of meditation-like calm in which everything works right for an athlete and that is strongly linked to enhanced performance.

It's all in the music.

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Music can even make you feel less pain. Patients listening to music after surgery need less sedatives, report less pain and have lower blood pressure. As if that's not impressive enough, doctors have found that specially selected melodic music dramatically reduces stress in patients during unsedated brain surgery. In some cases, music caused patients to relax so much that many of them fell into a deep sleepwhile people sliced into their exposed brains with fucking scalpels. And even if you're lucky enough to be asleep during surgery, there's a good chance the doctors working on you are listening to music, since most surgeons believe it improves their performancetoo.

So the next time you're about to go under a general anesthetic, consider the fact that the guy with the scalpel might soon be timing his incisions to Whitesnake.

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Then they had women rate the men's attractiveness As in, they were out of smelling range. The men who sprayed themselves down were still rated as more attractiveeven though the women couldn't smell them.

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According to the scientists running the experiment, the power was inside the men the whole time. The guys given wyile scented spray figured they smelled good, so their body language displayed more confidence, and the women who watched them responded to that. Johnny Beardface already knows, baby.

So does this mean these dudes were just brainwashed by Lynx's marketing campaign? They actually believed the ads that claim spraying this stuff will have women diving for their junk?

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