Just a stone's throw from some of NYC's trendiest restaurants and priciest designer boutiques not to mention a few fancypants hotelsyou can rent a room for the express purpose of illicit seekking.
Curious about this conveniently-located oasis of infidelity, a couple of us packed our cameras and checked in to give it the Oyster treatment. Mirrors on the walls and ceilings? Padded headboards?
For sure. A don't-ask-don't-tell attitude?Seeking Hung Intelligent Passionate Man
But of course. The big tipoff is the vending machine in the corner, which stocks K-Y Jelly, Tic-Tacs, and eight varieties of condoms.
As you walk to your private den of iniquity, a symphony of thumps, heavy breathing, and ecstatic moans leaks into the hallway. The rooms themselves are largely designed for functionality, but do possess some wow factor: Painted clouds or flowers on the ceiling are illuminated by a soft blue light and surrounded on the perimeter by mirrors.
Ok, so not so exquisite. And, if cornered by an angry spouse, guests can easily escape on foot to the north and south via picturesque Hudson River Park. Service Check-in involves handing your cash through a slot in the bullet-proof window -- and no questions are asked.
If you expect to work up an appetite, we suggest grabbing some gourmet provisions at nearby Chelsea Market on your way over. We ran into one housekeeper during our Liberty experience; she was making her rounds and, it seemed, dilligently changing the sheets between guests.
She did not make eye contact.
Rooms Beyond the cloud-covered and mirrored ceiling, the room had the look and feel of a motel: Cleanliness Except for the bedspread, everything was fairly clean. The sheets appeared fresh, though we did not bring a black light to inspect further.Hickam AFB Woman Seeks Long Term Relationship Classified
Nothing cringe inducing in the bathroom. Would we sleep here?
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