10 Times Leslie Knope Was Right About Everything


I'm spending my Saturday in the best possible way - in bed, with coffee, muffins and a Parks and Recreation marathon. Can life get any better?
Today's post was going to be an inspirational quote type thing for crapbag January but when I started putting it together, I realised the majority of quotes were from Leslie Knope (aka. Amy Poehler). So instead, I'm dedicating this post to Queen Leslie Knope, my favourite fictional character, closely followed by Bilbo Baggins and Rick from Rick and Morty.
Here are 10 examples of why Leslie Knope should be President of the world:-

 1 / We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

2 / Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.

3 / If I had to have a stripper’s name it would be Equality.

4 / Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.

5 / Why would anyone ever eat anything besides breakfast food?

6 / I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

7 / I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

8 / I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
9 / I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.

10 / Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth, cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening.


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